Advice about marriage
Marry someone who says things like this:
I'm proud of you!
I am grateful that we have each other.
I believe in you
You are stronger than you think.
No, I don't think that's a lot of art supplies.
Sure, I will build more shelves for your art.
Buy all the art supplies you want!
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Art is too important not to share. Romero Britto
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Your don't buy art to match your couch, but art to enhance your life.
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I couldn't wait for success so I went ahead with out it!
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Art washes away the dust from the soul.
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A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the
drawing was. The girl replied, 'I'm drawing God.'
The teacher paused and said, 'But no one knows what God looks like.'
Without missing a beat or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied,
'They will in a minute.'
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A Sunday School teacher began her lesson with a question, 'Boys and girls, what do we know about God? 'A boy's hand shot up in the air. 'He is an artist!' said the kindergarten boy.
'Really? How do you know?' the teacher asked.
'You know - Our Father, who does art in Heaven... '
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Buy all your art from living artists because the dead ones don't need the money.
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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "when I get to heaven I will ask Jonah." The teacher asked, "what if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "then you ask him."
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The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'there's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'that's Michael, he's a doctor.'"
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "and there's the teacher, she's dead."
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